The Sport of Shopping

People train for this day all year long. I mean there's the mad dash, the cart derby, the slide and grab......I could go on and on. There's a part of me that wants to be there. In on the action. I'm quick. I'm agile. But on the other hand I used to work in retail as a teenager and I know that I just don't have what it takes. The professionals are brutal and will stop at nothing. I love the sales and there are several of them that are hard to resist but I am just not willing to "fight" for them. We spent the day at home in hiding. But when things die down, we're gonna shop.