If you give a puppy a french fry

If you are eating the most delectable french fries that you have ever had and your new puppy is looking at you longingly, begging to try just one. Don't give in. If you give the puppy a french fry then you might wake up in the middle of the night to the sounds of her tummy rumbling. You might be so tired that you don't get up in time and she doesn't make it to the "potty" on her own. You might have to get out all of your accident supplies and spend the next 30 minutes cleaning the area. By the time you do that you won't be tired anymore so you will take the puppy out to the couch where the two of you will play and watch t.v. After a while of being up you might get hungry. You could look in the freezer where you may or may not see frozen french fries. You might heat some up and have yourself a snack. The puppy will give you that longing look and you will toss her a fry briefly forgetting why you are up. You will remember quickly and the puppy will spend the rest of her night in the back yard!