Fashion Diva

Chiggie is an absolute fashion freak! This is not reflective of the King or myself so I have no idea where it comes from. Take this conversation for example:

Me: So did you have a good time at dance tonight?

Chiggie: Yeah, there was a new girl and she was wearing the cutest boots I have ever seen.

Me: Did you learn a new song?

Chiggie: They were brown with fur around the top. If I had a pair like that I would sleep in them.

Me: They sound nice. Did you guys learn new music?

Chiggie: They were off the chain! Not like snow boots, but not fancy either. I would definitely need a new skirt to go with them.


What is "off the chain," and what am I gonna do with this kid?