Brutal Honesty

The other night I was folding a load of laundry that happened to have one of my swimsuits in it. Tea saw it and for some reason it struck a memory for her. We had the following conversation:

Tea: Where is your other swimsuit?
Me: Which one?
Tea: You know the blue one...
Me: I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Tea: The big blue one.
Me: I don't remember a big blue one.
Tea: You know, the one that makes you look like a hippo!!!!

Note to self: Find and burn big blue swimsuit!